Copypastas
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hi everyone I'd like to thank you all for helping me get my first starboard message it really means a lot to me and hey, dont forget to like and subscribe and hit that bell icon to get every notifications and dont forget to kiss my ass and slap your mum's cheeks and set the local orphanage on fire and
So let me start with disclaimer: this... Is kind of disgusting. Sorry if bad formatting, doing it on the phone, and also grammar errors. (Lots of grammar errors) Tldr at the bottom So for the backstory, when I was 12 I had random boners. And yeah it was embarrassing, but I had random ejaculations also. Fucking RANDOM ejaculations. So it was history class. I really love history and we were watching some shit about Hitler , and it was really disturbing and sad. And guess what visitor came in. I got a giant boner. Yeah, when you read it it's funny, but not so funny when you watch it on some little laptop so the class needs to be scuffed together. So of course I was thinking, yeah it's just a boner, it'll disappear probably in 5 minutes. Oh boy that was just the beginning. So we were starting to get to some disturbing things on the video like how they moved the bodies to the furnaces etc. And i fucking nutted. It wasn't a powerful nut, but I could definitely feel it was there. First thought to myself? I am fucking retarded. Second thought? Holy shit I need to hide this somehow. I crossed my legs and hoped everything would go by just fine. I almost shit myself, when I heard someone saying "jeez something stinks" I just felt so embarrassed! When the bell finally ring, it was like a heaven the me. Still kind of weirded out bc of this, but like, it wasn't my fault? It's my body fault. Tldr: nutted, while watching sad Hitler documentary. Edit: this is not a copypasta by any means, this IS a confession , and it did happen, also for the people calling my ability to random nut, i don't know like I'm 100% sure I nutted, it also stinked, I could feel it so yeah, maybe I suffer from a rare disease called randomnutonhistoryclassoconiosis or some shit.
where is the funny
FUNNY?
WHERE IS THE FUNNY
I CANT SEE THE FUNNY
SOMEONE LEAD ME TO THE FUNNY
trick question, you cant show me where the funny is
We're waiting every night to finally roam and invite.
Newcomers to play with us.
For many years we've been all alone.
We're forced to be still and play the same songs we've known since that day, An imposter took our life away
Now we're stuck here to decay.
Please let us get in!
Don't lock us away!
We're not like what you're thinking.
We're poor little souls, who have lost all control and we're forced here to take that role.
We've been all alone stuck in our little zon since 1987.
Join us, be our friend or just be stuck and defend, after all you only got.
Five Nights at Freddy's.
Is this where you want to be?
I just don't get it. Why do you want to stay?
Five Nights at Freddy's.
Is this where you want to be?
I just don't get it. Why do you want to stay?
Five Nights at Freddy's.
We're really quite surprised, we get to see you another night. You should have looked for another job, you should have said to this place good-bye.
It's like there's so much more. Maybe you've been in this place before.
We remember a face like yours. You seem acquainted with those doors.
Please let us get in!
Don't lock us away!
We're not like what you're thinking.
We're poor little souls, who have lost all control and we're forced here to take that role.
We've been all alone stuck in our little zon since 1987.
Join us, be our friend or just be stuck and defend, after all you only got.
Five Nights at Freddy's.
Is this where you want to be?
I just don't get it. Why do you want to stay?
Five Nights at Freddy's.
Is this where you want to be?
I just don't get it. Why do you want to stay?
Five Nights at Freddy's.